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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. <br/>钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.<br/> <p><input type="image" src="http://www.geocities.com/macekgarfield/garfield.gif"/><font color="#e6e6dd">
</font></p><p>Every One should love animals. They are so tasty. <br/>每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. </p><p><input type="image" src="http://www.foxjapan.com/movies/garfield/images/what_photo02.gif"/></p><p>Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. <br/>要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. </p><p><input type="image" src="http://members.lycos.nl/machokat/garfield__liefde.jpg"/><font color="#e6e6dd">
</font></p><p>Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. <br/>要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. </p><p><input type="image" src="http://members.lycos.nl/machokat/Image15.gif"/><font color="#e6e6dd">
</font></p><p>Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. <br/>每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. </p><p><input type="image" src="http://members.lycos.nl/machokat/garfield_op_zijn_kop.jpg"/><font color="#e6e6dd"> </font>
</p><p>The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. <br/>聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. </p><p><input type="image" src="http://garfield.rulez.cz/galerie/art%20gallery/1.jpg"/><font color="#e6e6dd"> </font>
</p><p>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. <br/>成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). </p><p><input type="image" src="http://garfield.rulez.cz/galerie/art%20gallery/2.jpg"/><font color="#e6e6dd">
</font></p><p>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. <br/>不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. </p><p><input type="image" src="http://garfield.rulez.cz/galerie/art%20gallery/4.jpg"/><font color="#e6e6dd"> </font>
</p><p>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. <br/>爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.<font color="#e6e6dd"> </font>
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</p><p>Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. <br/>后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. <br/><input type="image" src="http://garfield.rulez.cz/galerie/kreslene%20obrazky/7.jpg"/><font color="#e6e6dd"> </font>
</p><p>"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. <br/>"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. </p><p><br/><input type="image" src="http://garfield.rulez.cz/galerie/kreslene%20obrazky/8.jpg"/>
</p><p>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. <br/>应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. <br/><input type="image" src="http://garfield.rulez.cz/galerie/kreslene%20obrazky/12.jpg"/><font color="#e6e6dd"> </font>
</p><p>"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? <br/>努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.<font color="#e6e6dd">
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</font></p><p>"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! <br/>工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. <br/><input type="image" src="http://garfield.rulez.cz/galerie/art%20gallery/26.jpg"/><font color="#e6e6dd">
</font></p><p>God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. <br/>神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. </p><p><input type="image" src="http://garfield.rulez.cz/galerie/art%20gallery/29.jpg"/><font color="#e6e6dd">
</font></p><p>When two's company, three's the result! <br/>两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!<br/><input type="image" src="http://garfield.rulez.cz/galerie/kreslene%20obrazky/4.jpg"/><font color="#e6e6dd">
</font></p><p>A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. <br/>服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. <br/><input type="image" src="http://garfield.rulez.cz/galerie/kreslene%20obrazky/6.jpg"/><font color="#e6e6dd">
</font></p><p>The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. <br/>The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. <br/>学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着 <br/><input type="image" src="http://garfield.rulez.cz/galerie/kreslene%20obrazky/17.jpg"/></p> |
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