[转帖] 07年最老土的20件事（更新）

wcpotato

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[此贴子已经被作者于2007-10-5 23:02:49编辑过]

面包说话

<p><strong><font color="#000099">用收藏夹：见站点就拿收藏夹收，收多了，一点“收藏夹”，弹出来菜单跟瀑布似的，您累不累呀？抽屉书签没听过呀 </font></strong><br/></p><p></p><p>我确实不知道这个..真的土了[em04]</p>

非天大虾

<p>同上。。。</p><p>LZ，图片都挂了。。。编辑一下吧</p>

wcpotato

<p>收藏夹那个我也不懂，我也是用收藏夹，不用收藏夹是不是用Feeds啊？</p><p>问了这句我发现<strong><font color="#000099">13.说话半英半中</font></strong>我也qualify了。</p><p>房子没有，车没有，我更土了。</p><p>还好喝干红我什么都不加。</p>

weny50

<p>图片图片｀</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">21.拍照时做V字手势：这个去年荣登榜首，今年照样还是进榜呀。没救了。</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">这个倒第２次看到了</font></strong></p>

胖妞yoyo

<p>pic.</p>

老曲

5. 呵呵,我国内一对很年轻的朋友刚照了一组6,70年代时候的"结婚留念", 打扮,动作(眼神一起眺望远方),很复古<br/>6. 我喜欢芙蓉姐姐(的身体)<br/>7. 分手了接着干<br/>

O米O

<p><strong><font color="#000000">同２楼</font></strong></p>

crazy-lijh

看来我不是很土<br/><br/>不过还有待加强<br/>