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<br><br>Men Are Hard To Please
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<br>The problems with GUYS:
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<br>If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
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<br>If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .
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<br>If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
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<br>If u Don't , he says u are from KAMPUNG.
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<br>If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
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<br>If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
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<br>If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
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<br>If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
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<br>If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
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<br>If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) [EM52]
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<br>If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
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<br>If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
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<br> If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
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<br>If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
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<br>If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
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<br>If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
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<br>If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
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<br> If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
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<br>If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;I
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<br>f he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
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<br>If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
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<br>If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
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<br>If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
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<br> If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true........but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....The moral of the story is....... SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ..... <br> <br> <br>
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<br>新人拜贴，[EM63]
[此贴子已经被作者于2008-6-6 11:44:24编辑过] |
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